SAMPLE SLUTS INC 🌐⭒˚.💵
New paid memberships & content are here!
It is a historic day today at Sample Sluts. Not only are we one year old (happy birthday to us), but we’re also adding ~*~paid content~*~. Call us Maddy “I believe in capitalism” Perez. Capitalism isn’t trendy but c’est la vie baby. We see our new SHE-EO era as a win for everyone: we will be able to support our not-so-cheap perfume habits and also be compensated for the ruthless labor we put into maintaining this Substack, and you all will be rewarded with incredible bonus content! Don’t worry: we’ll still be putting out plenty of our usual free stuff as we are women of the people (in addition to now being women in STEM).
Specifically, a $5/month (or $50/year) paid membership will give you access to:
At least three exclusive posts per month (on fragrance and other topics!)
Weekly paid subscriber chat & fragrance swap.
Personalized fragrance fittings for readers (we’ll pick someone new every month at random).
A spreadsheet of all the perfumes we’ve ever featured (237 and counting!) with review snippets included for each, because who has time to read the archives?
We’ll also have a premium Founding Member tier for $125/year where you’ll receive all of the above, plus twice-a-year fragrance fittings—in which you can ask us for four scents that suit whatever you want and we’ll do your bidding. We love to be personal shoppers!
Sample Sluts is a true labor of love for us. In creating our XXL spreadsheet of all the scents we’ve ever featured (and what we said about them), we actually had a little moment of pride: we really enjoy being obsessive about the things we love, and we appreciate all of you for obsessing with us. We hope that the support we get from paid subs will allow us to invest even more time into our fixations, and to develop new ones—like making really gorgeous merch one day, watch this space.
Thank you for being slutty with your time and attention! And for any new paid subs, look out for your first exclusive content right after this paywall—the spreadsheet of every scent we’ve ever featured is waiting! <3